Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ideas For Rugby Initiations

Koma


Original title: Jiu ming
Country: Hong Kong
Year: 2004
Directed by: Chi-Leung Law

Prestami un rene tu, che te lo presto pure io!! Non sto scherzando, il film in questione pare evolversi proprio intorno ad una tale idiozia e non accenna a redimersi nemmeno quando gli si offre l'occasione su di un piatto d'argento.
Dunque, vediamo di ricapitolare la trama (penso che ad HK si siano visti un po' troppe puntate di Beautiful ...): il tutto parte da un matrimonio in un grande hotel di lusso e da una testimone un po' troppo ubriaca che, manco a dirlo, diventa testimone non solo degli sposi ma anche dell'omicidio di turno.. il quale omicidio non è un semplice assassinio..bensì il classico appuntamento galante con furto di rene. Manco a farlo apposta la testimone accusa l'amante del fidanzato il quale, because the connections were not always enough, is a doctor and former classmate of the accused. Of course, the protagonist suffers from renal failure (but it ?!!?!?) and after a while 'in house raids, threats, etc. .. befriends the rival (well, but it is obvious, no?). I could go on until tomorrow but please do not force me. Any obvious that comes to mind, be assured that end up in Koma.

bad. The basic idea, or give some sort of body and soul to urban legend died of kidney, is good. The picture is not very exceptional, but some night scenes show is certainly some studio shots of light and trying to bring the film to levels tuttosommato decent.
The sound is great, some songs make very poor otherwise disturbing atmosphere of suggestions (and also the simplest consistency base), helping the viewer to bear this torture until the last scene. Right on the final

rather fly .. because if you can still find some logic in a story in itself quite sentimental-messy, the last two scenes undermines any attempt at redemption for a film that surely falls in an almost obvious sci-fi (no joke .. I would really see how many people would do such a gift .. see to believe).
A soup, in fact. A soup seasoned with obsessions pseudo amorose, nudità a dir poco imbarazzanti e 4 protagonisti che avrebbero avuto miglior successo come venditori al mercato del pesce. Forse avrei fatto meglio a comprarmi un Harmony: se non altro, leggendo un libro, gli attori me li scelgo io.

Voto: 5

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Can Gonorrhea Lay Dormant?

Blooded nails

I wanted to begin by describing the evening of the carnival (which for me was Saturday, February 2 and Sunday) but then I got distracted ... I looked a bit 'around ... and I saw the red nail polish that I had given my cousin for Christmas, and so I put me, and now I'm writing ... there can imagine what fun! I look like a spider with the tips of the legs all red zompetta at random on the keyboard, even a little 'suck. It seems like a splatter scene, but no. However my
Carnival was fun, but that night I had her nails red. We started, me and my friends, dressed as Grease, you know gonnone females with large and fluffy, and males with leather jackets and pants close, then we realized that none of the three girls had a nice gonnona but something more than a fluted type sad collegial style and to dance with the leather jacket is like going to sea with a ski suit. So we arranged. Well, my friend seemed to spring Barbie, dressed in pink and flowers, the other Barbie Sport, with the red shirt and handkerchief to his throat as if it was just out of the tennis court, and I, all in black, I looked like Barbie gravedigger. I mean even the shadow of Grease. It 'also true that there were those who were dressed worse than us, like all men who bring out the woman who was manifested in their sequined dresses and adjoining parcel, or the guy who was masked from "I just got out of the shower" with bathrobe, flip flops and shaving foam. Maybe I was unleashed on the Dancefloor too cold and then I took the exit, put then advancing age, the fact is that I found myself on Monday morning with sciatica in his right leg and now also a tear in the back. AND 'creature of the night that was in me is retired, ihihi.