Wednesday, April 2, 2008

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Wild Zero


Original title: Wild Zero
Country: Japan
Year: 2000
Regia: Tetsuro Takeuchi

Zombies, l'apocalisse, alieni su astronavi a forma di palle dorate, una rock band troppo "rock'n'roll" e dedita al culto della gommina per capelli, uno sfegatato fan rockettaro pessima imitazione di Fonzie e con qualche problema di identità sessuale, un manager col feticcio delle mutande in pvc, un'orda di gemelli pelati e agghindati alla YMCA, un'amazzone anoressica trafficante d'armi ed aspirante maniaca omicida, una coppia di idioti tanto brutti da essere anche peggio dei non morti, un rapinatore in crisi mistica che piange alla vista del sangue, una donna che in realtà è un uomo che però sembra una donna ma dovrebbe essere uomo e alla fine non si sa cosa sia.
Non enough?
Wild Zero is one of the most atrocious things ever born out of the human mind. He wants to be serious and he is so insane as to be nauseating. Can not laugh, you can limit pity the poor extras ... hopefully they were unaware of the fate that they were going to encounter. Some scenes
help pay the nearly two-hour movie, but honestly I would not recommend even to my worst enemy. If you think you've hit rock bottom, think again: Wild Zero is the worst thing that can churn out the Japanese cinema. Probably the only reason he is considered a cult.
The film is not saved even at the technical level: education director, silly shots, ending sequences, effects obtained with blood and I put special made with Crystal Ball. It takes courage to call it low budget, in this case speak of no-budget-at-all.

If you are not convinced ..

Guitar Wolf. The man cursed
pick. A name of security.
Guitar Wolf, Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf ... But these were not just limited to hippies strumming in the garage of the house?





My rating: 3

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